9gag:

"You merely adopt makeup. I was born in it, moulded by it." #9gag #9gagcosplay
9gag:

I aged my breakfast 60 years by an ageing app… #9gag

ϟ 4 word horror story

jontronshat:

imhangingwhataboutyou:

jontronshat:

"I heard my wife knock on the bathroom door, but then I remembered…. our bathroom doesn’t have a door"

I’m sorry, but the confusion of why your bathroom doesn’t have a door far outweighs any feelings of horror this might evoke.

can’t afford door.. the horror here is the realities of life

(via peach-likethefruit)

vitality6767:

misuenoprohibido

kiradax:

pros of turning 18: can legally do the stuff i already do
cons of turning 18: no longer the dancing queen

(via unicornbreasts)